morrisassy:

do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel

(via likeghostsinthesun)

on a scale of 1 to Mike Duce, how much do you hate your dad?

(Source: bethanydaisy)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)